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"You cant be Hollywood's Sweetheart if your running from the cops."
"She Sounds great, she looks great - and she has that English accent that I really dig."
"One thing you dont do is let the singer have creative input on any fucking thing, because they're useless."
"It's exhausting. You just want to lay down. You get, like, three hernias."
"I was just at the moment getting ready to put on my happy-even-though-im-a-loser face."
"It's like, 'Find your own Identity.'"
"I dont think we're the type of band people look at and say, 'I want to grow up to be just like that'. Were like a train wreck."
There are things I wont expose. Like who my musical influences are. I'm gonna tell you who I've slept with before I tell you that. Certain things are sacred."
"They look like a trio of truck-stop fashion tragedies trapped in a typhoon."
"I dont even know half the time what I'm nominated for."
"We'd force them to listen to their own records until they exploded!"
"Don't object so much, you'll live longer."
"If you love music, you can play music."
"If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture."
Random Quotes from the Episodes
"First we'll escape, then we'll play baseball."
"You do and I'll be sorry!"
"My nose is out being fixed."
"We don't know whether or not it's the Farewell Tour odr the Jews in Space Tour, which I prefer as a title."
"I didnt ask to save rock, I dont even like rock that much."
"I couldnt care less what your sexuality is - but of course, if you were gay, it would be fantastic!"
"You gotta dare to suck in order to be great."
"Im not saying I'm God. But as far as lyrics, Im God MC."
"Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking."
"I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and when she's performing, the audience is just in awe of her."
"I love my life, I wouldn't give it up for the world."
"I do love Justin with all my heart and we have a lot of trust for each other."
"I would love to show my clevage and more body parts off but my record company won't let me."
"Yes I am planning to move in with Justin we haven't had sex, but it's very tempting."
"I'm going to have sex when it feels right but at the moment ? I just don't feel ready, Justin is very understanding."
"Yes I'm a virgin and proud of it."
"A woman who feels ugly can go to the best party and have a terrible time, but a woman who likes the way she looks can go to a funeral and have a marvellous time."
"When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best."
"I'm starting a boy band."
"There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesnt stop people from going out and buying Doberman's."
"Im still gonna be ugly. I'm still gonna be disgusting and Im still not gonna have any friends.
"I love them, but I dont necessarily like being around them all the time."
"If I didnt have some kind of education, I wouldnt be able to count my money!"
"Suck Less"
"If someone write's a nice review of my record, I feel like I should take them out to dinner or go over and clean their apartment."
"We see that she was cheated on, So right there, fuck that, that's my girl."
"When someone has and attitude, they call that person a diva, and I dont want to be called that. Im a diva without attitude."
"I have the worst memory in the world. I can remember some of my dreams, but later that day, i'll forget them."
"Most of the time's I've gone out with a girl, shes asked me out because im to shy to go up to her."
"I always want to be fresh and rested, like, if were in an airport for more than 20 minutes, I lay down on the floor. Those naps keep me going througout the day."
"I love girls when I never know what there going to do next or what they're going to say."
"The ocean does something to me that is unexplainable. Just being out there and realizing im alive."
"I dont usually have dreams. I'm to busy sleeping to dream."
"I believe it's important for kids to have dreams and a place to carry out those dreams."
"I know I've had to give some stuff up to do this, but I dont miss high school. When I was home two years ago, every weekend we'd go out and do the same thing. I'd rather be doing this."
"The main thing I remember about Nick (Carter) when I first met him is how small he was. he was so energetic and full of life. I was like 'Wow!' I was totally bowled over, and then I heard his voice. Man, it was just so big for this little guy."
"I dont really take anything from home except some U.S. magazines and books and definitely some U.S. music. There are just certain songs that remind me of home."
"I used to have a lucky rock, but I lost it. So I was like, you know what? I dont nead it."
"I played Luke Skywalker. Every time we played, I was Luke Skywalker. Nobody else could be Luke Skywalker."
"Who knows if it was even her? Plus, they've got good stuff in Hawaii!"
"I take my clothes off alot in public. It's a combination of self-loathing and lack of shame."
"I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - thats what I have."
"I'd love a drug that was good for you, I was thinking about ecstacy with Vitamin B."
"Justin [Timberlake] is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.".
"I'm attracted to guys who are really confident and make conversation." YM Magazine.
"Marry Prince William? I would love that. After all, who wouldn't want to be a princess?"
"I had a fantasy that i'd drift up to Scotland and spend my life as a faux bodhisattua."
"My daughter sent me on a mission to get as many autographs as possible."
"I dont know about it as music, but they seem to be having a good time."
"I'm a good person and I don't think I'll be left on my own. I don't know when I'll meet a man — I think I'm rushing it. But I am tired of working and not having someone."
"I mean, if I do get a couple of days off, what am I going to do? I have started painting and getting interested in art. I love going to theme parks and skating.I can do those by myself but I want to experience those things with somebody else. I have to start experiencing life and going on dates or I'll always be by myself."
"But I don't know what guys I like because I haven't been out with enough to know. I'm still learning."
"How does Macy Gray or Kid Rock not win over Christina Aguilera?"
"It was just luck of the draw. I wrote a song and Santana liked it."
"If she died tomarrow, I wouldnt shed a tear. She's a very evil person."
"It's like every day is the worst day of your life. And you're trapped and you're scared and you have to portray those emotions in every take and really take yourself to those places. (about her role as an abused wife in ENOUGH."
"Maybe I'll have something out by Christmas, maybe not. I don't know, I'm really trying to take my time and do what feels right. (about the next step in her music career)"
"I wasn't the most popular girl in class, I had my friends, but I was comfortable with myself. There's always those most popular girls and I wasn't one of those."
"I am a die-hard romantic. I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room. I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover. I'm very open with my love. I'm passionate and I feel a lot. I'm never afraid to get close to someone. I'm not afraid of love."
"She's my 'Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa', only she's from Queens, but that doesnt sound as good. So I had to take a couple of artistic liberties with that one."
"When it wasnt raining, I was wearing purple. He only wore it when it was raining."
"Who is the erection police?"
"Optimisn is a choice. Cynicism isnt smarter - it's just safer."
"I believe that eclecticism is a virtue. It may not be a word, but its definitely a virtue."
"We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth."
"i wish they had weiner farms, cause then maybe i could get a bigger one."
"Well, the guys always figured rock 'n roll would get them girls. I always told them they were way too ugly to be interested in girls, and I was right."
"Brutality balances you out"
"I use a lot of double meanings. I hide 'em like Easter eggs."
"We believe that women should have respect for themselves and demand respect from other people. If men call you names, you should be able to stick up for yourself and be independent."
"We really try not to spend too much time thinking about what we're supposed to be a punk band, or whatever. We do the exact same thing today that we been doing for years and years and years."
"You can't control who likes you. If I got Backstreet Boys fans, what am I supposed to do? Turn them away? Whoever likes my stuff, likes my stuff, but just know Slim Shady is hip-hop, I grew up on hip-hop, i's the music I love and it's the music I respect. I respect the culture.thats me."
"I think age is just a stupid number"
"Once I got a black eye in the [mosh] pit when I was in there with my bass, playing a song. I got pounded in the face by a guy [who was a boxing champ]. He was a friend. It sucks to get punched in the face, man.Nobody's a fighter in this band."
"You only fall in love ONCE as far as I'm concerned. It's that innocent, puppy-love, Bobby Brady kind of thing. You think about the girl every day, you get butterflies, your knees are weak, and you think you're going to barf."
"There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping."
"We played this first show in Fargo, North Dakota.Nobody seemed to know how to react. It was like we were all so numb,"
"If you would have told me when we were first signed that we would end up cussing out Rick Rubin, I would have thought you were crazy,"
"Other kids would take their parents to the toy store and I'd take my mom to the record store,"
"I remmeber how disappointed I always was when one of my favorite bands released a weak album and later they mentioned that they were under deadline pressureBasically it sais 'commercial reasons' and that just doesn't go together with what the Deftones stand for."
"What we really wanted to create - and I think we achieved our goal - is an album you can listen to in 10 years time"
"Basically, the only from of musical expression that's not artificial is either singing or banging on your body,"
"The hardest thing (was) keeping myself adjusted with my family. That's it right there.
"He really is nice though and I'm glad that I got to be a part of that entire situation. Actually bro, I could say that about my entire life."
"I like stuff that sounds big and full and makes your head trip and your body react,"
"Being on tour for so long is definitely a strainWe really did feel homeless,"
"Five years with the same people in a band, you really need a good relationship or else the whole thing would just explode!"
"There are far too many people out there who take themselves too seriously,"
"Life's a bowl of punch, go ahead and spike it!"
"I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment."
"That's the abridged version, for those of you that were wondering.the Reader's Digest version.the original was banned in book stores all over the country.it was all that nipple slicing part, they thought it was bad for America's youth.we're gonna breed a generation of teen-agers going around slicing people's nipples with envelopes. next time I sing it I'll have them jump off the boat voluntarily so there's no violence."
"I went out into the lot this morning in the cart. I sampled some of your goo balls. The five dollar goo balls are better than the four dollar goo balls. Get the five dollar goo balls."
"I've had small depressions, days when I've woken up and felt sad, especially when I'm so far away from home. I've got my religion and that is my therapy, although I think it would be good for me to have someone I can talk to. But I have friends. I haven't got a therapist but maybe I should."
"I was so shy and when my sister was born I found it hard. I was really strange and kind of too quiet."
"I've worked hard and I deserve everything I have. I never thought I'd have so much money. I just wanted to be financially stable and it embarrasses me and I don't feel comfortable talking or thinking about it. I don't know exactly how much I have but I don't buy much."
"A friend is always good to have, but a lovers kiss is better than angels raining down on me"
"I never listen to the radio. If it's bad, I make fun of it, and if it's good, I get jealous that I didn't think of it."
"You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you."
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free."
"Beware of those angels with their wings glued on."
"I wish I was a queer, so I could get chics. Chics dig guys that are queer, guys that dont like chics. Chics that don't dig guys like me. See I'm not a queer, I'm too ugly."
"You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you."
"Come mothers and fathers throughout the land, and don't criticize what you can't understand. You're sons and your daughters are beyond you're command. You're old road is rapidly aging, please get out of the new one if you can't lend your hand, for the times they are a changin'."
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."
"I'll always remember 1995 as the year I found out Star Trek wasn't real"
"Candles are good as long as you're not me and you don't fall asleep and your house burns down."
"It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it"
"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do."
"Even in a perfect world, where everyone was equal I'd still own the film rights and be working on the sequel"
"You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady."
"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
"You thought I was a little girl, you thought I was a little mouse, you thought you'd take me by surprise. Now I'm here burning down your house."
"The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not."
"Sometimes the lights all shining on me and other times i can barely see, lately it occurs to me, what a long strange trip it's been."
"You dont know me, you just met me, well if i couldnt have itsilly rabbit, why ya sweat me"
"Hey Mah! Whats for dinner? Go up your nose and pick a winner!"
"Don't talk about death, I've got too much life to live, To many orders to give."
"Quiet! SHH hush ya mouth, silence when I spit it out, in your face, open your mouth, give you a tasteHOLLA!"
"Love changes, a thug changes, and best friends become strangers."
"You think your shit is butter? Hop in front of this toast."
"I'ma live my life until the last sin, then resurrect through the birth of my son and live again."
"You dont know me, you just met me, you wont let me, well if i couldnt have itsilly rabbit why ya sweat me"
"Indie sux, hardline sux, emo sux, you SUCK!"
"We'll import a token jock and we'll kick his token ass and there'll never ever be a physical education class! I had a dream when I was in high school, that I attended the Punk Rock Academy!"
"We can't buy more time, cause time won't accept our money."
"Yeah, fuck me! I wish you all could fuck me!"
"Hey Frankie, you gonna give me your class ring?" "uhhhh, I'm afraid I can't do that Annette" "Well, why not?" "Because I don't have any armsAHHHHHHH!"
"We could blow this place up if we wanted to. We would set it all up!"
"Punks not dead.it's just taking a nap"
"Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!"
"I am a patient boy. I wait, I wait, I wait. My time, water down the drain."
"Here i am, getting older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind"
"Guilty by association, judged by who I know, can't keep all my friends out of trouble, when they got no place to go!"
"Music is an indirect force for change, because it provides an anchor against human tragedy"
"Everyone defines everyone else, well I don't give a fuck. Label me whatever the hell you want. I just want to be left alone. So I can wear my thrift shop clothes and not have mohawked hair or the most perfect spikes. So I can like whatever band I like. I know who I am, don't label me cause you can't tell me who to be. And if you don't think I'm "punk", I don't give a fuck. I won't be a clone."
"Hey, man. what are we doing??? Oh. We're breakin' it down"
"If I could only have one thing for the rest of my life? That's easy. PEZ, Cherry flavored PEZ, no question about it."
"A real punk is punk on the inside."
"Don't Smoke. Don't Drink. Don't Fuck."
"I never did home work after school. I did all things I thought were cool. I went out every friday night. I still do and I'm alright."
"I wish I had a schilling for every senseless killing - I'd buy a government."
"At the Bill of Rights subrtact the wrongs, theres no answer. Memorize and sing star spangled songs."
"He's more punk than me!!!!"
"Right about this time, some shithead is blowing a big fat fucking line across the title on the backsleave.WHAT AN ASSHOLE!"
"The company mass producing fear. bottled, capped, distributed near and far, sold for a reasonable price. The people they love it they feed it. Brush with it, bathe with it, breathe it. Inject it direct to the blood. It seems to be replacing love."
"Everyone knows im in love with a monosyllabic girl"
"Drugs are good, they make you do things that you know you not should."
"They have no face, no place for ears theres no clam eyes to cry clam tears. No spinal cord they must get bored might as well put them out of misery. Although the world could be less selfish I guess its alright to eat shellfish!"
"I may not ever get rich might wind up diggin' a ditch. Say what you wanna say I'm not listening anyway I'll believe what I wanna believe true to myself that's how it's gotta be. I've been torn up, beat down and bruised but somehow I was saved and I'm standing here today Now I do things my own way cause I'm never going back again""
"No Secret Six will not do it all for the Nookie, Secret Six will not throw our hands in the air like we just don't care, Secret Six will not ba wida ba da bang da bang hoochie koochie, Secret Six will not be back after these messages from our corporate sponsors because Secret Six will not do it all for the Nookie."
"American audiences are just the same as any other audiences. Except a bit more boring."
"Punks not dead.it just sucks now"
"And you can form with the best of intention. Change comes from inside. And after all thats' what this country was founded on, do nothing different just fall in line."
"I am living in a boring nation. I am living in a plastic nation."
"Love is wrong, and girls are FUCKIN EVIL!!"
"Well, maybe that's the problem with punk, and the root of its hypocritical nature. The fact that it is no longer a statement at all. It is a deviation from the mainstream, but by deviating it only becomes it's own separate mainstream. Punks no longer shock people."
"Today at some point I awoke. Got up the nerve to. finally force a change To say the least, today's been strange Tonight I'll finally just relax Proud having finally faced the facts The facts forced me and I've concluded Tomorrow I'll be less polluted Finally I was forced to face Another first for me Finally I was forced to face And for the first time finally, I can see Finally I can see so clear For a moment don't mind me Finally I was forced to face Finally I was forced to face my fears."
"Brains for breakfast, brains for lunch, brains for dinner, brains for brunch, brains at every single meal why can't we have some guts?"
"I don't want no Spaghettios!"
"Hey man how you doing today?" "Not bad man I'm doing ok." "How about you, are you doing alright?" "Well I got into a fight with my girl friend last night." "Thats too bad, what was it about?" "I lost my job and she just found out." "Your honey got runny when the money got funny?" "My honey got runny when the money got funny."
"I am the ambassador of fucking-kick-your-assador"
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect so why bother"
"I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things. If I was potato chips, I could go a lot more places, but I'm not."
"She's convinced she could hold back a glacier but she couldn't keep baby alive"
"Boys are cute, but food is cuter"
"When the good times come around, they gallup in like wild horses. You just try to stay on them for as long as you can. And when they throw you offyou just wait in the shade until they come around again."
"There's room at the top, they are telling you still. But First you must learn to smile as you kill."
"The heart of man is deceitful above all things and desperatly wicked. Whoed of known?"
"You're the puzzle piece behind that couch who makes the sky complete."
"I'm 24 years old, I've got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I'm gonna go out and 'ave it."
"If ya ain't got it in ya, ya can't blow it out."
"Life is about the betterment of the human condition, stretching one's own mind, increasing social awareness, or even random acts of kindness that spill into the soul of humanity. This is why I play music."
"I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."
"We built a whole stage out of PAs at this festival in London, 117,000 watts. In fact, a guy called up from four miles away while we were soundchecking and said he couldn't hear his TV--four miles away! I ain't deaf. I've just always liked it loud, you know, the live sound. I think there is something wrong with you if you like quiet rock and roll."
"The down side of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your fucking self to people. If you're too cocky, somebody might just pull out a fucking gun and cock it and blow your fucking face off. You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world."
"I don't own a gun. I own about 150 guns."
"I don't own a gun--but I have quite a collection of machetes, swords, knives, daggers, pepper spray, nunchucks, baseball bats, metal bars"
"I'd watch these 'Best of.' TV ads which would never include the MC5. Not only did the music business erase us at the time, but they erased us from the history of rock music too. So what did I do? Dope. What else are you gonna do? Sit on top of a shopping mall with an AK-47? That's not my style."
"It took a lot of water to down just that fucking bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my fucking throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened fucking once, for Christ's sake."
"So we're trying to make the Stooges in 1967, right? We'd go down there to the basement, all the lights out, only the Christmas tree lights and sort of an amber lamp on the floor, and I'd play this sort of wild Hawaiian guitar with a pickup that I invented, which meant that I made two sounds at one time, like an airplane. That's the only way I can describe it--it sounded like an airplane."
"As long as there are kids who are pissed off and have no real way in venting out that anger, heavy metal will live on"
"Compare music to drinks. Some is like a strong brandy. Some is like a fine wine. The music you're playing sounds like Diet Coke."
"Different eyes see different things. Different hearts beat on different strings. But there are times for you and me when all such things agree."
"I'm looking California, but feeling Minnesota"
"There's nothing on top but a bucket and a mop and an illustrated book about birds. You'll see a lot up there but don't be scared. Who needs actions when you got words?"
"We came a long long way together / Ate the pills and killed the pinks / I have to celebrate it, baby / I've got to praise "Bob" like I should / I've got to praise "Bob"
"Last night, I dreamt somebody loved me. No hope, No harm, just another false alarm."
"We were children in our places with the world beneath our feet. Growing up was on our faces, I remember yours so sweet"
"Nothing is so loud as hearing when we lie"
"Are you pretty? Are you queen of the dark silhouettes on the movie screen? Do you want my heart, or do you want more 'Cos everyone's a whore on the disco floor."
"I think it's probably a good thing to be considered stable, but with a capacity for madness."
"If it's too loud, turn it down."
"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it."
"Music is an indirect force for change, because it provides an anchor against human tragedy"
"I'd rather not talk about money. It's kind of gross."
"God had to create disco music so that I could be born and be successful."
"All I can say to you my new neighbor
is you must move on or I will bury you"
"All My Religious Believes Are Based On Star Wars."
"Profanity is merely an expression of one's emotions"
"We're all ants, I'm just a glittery little ant"
"You Live, You Learn"
"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."
"I love my wife more than anything in the world, but boy when she had our babies, it quadrupled. There's just something about the connection."
"He was.my world. He had Everything. And he still does. He still does that to me!"
"Man, I didn't think I stood a chance.I mean, she was way out of my league.she still is."
"Tim has given me confidence and strength and my foundation. He makes me feel like I can conquer the world."
"Thanks to hair and make-up, we can all be beautiful butterflies."
"I wussed out of yoga, but I can still jump around on stage."
"Why does everybody have to be like the Backstreet Boys?"
"Martie, quit it with the whole freaking 'we are musicians' thing."
"I liked a lot of alternative and I like punk stuff."
"I have a hidden wild side, and the older I get the more it comes out."
"I did have role models, but most of them were male."
"I think we're symbolic of [the strength] that women can do anything, call their own shots, play their own instruments . . . we're breaking stereotypes."
"Doont, why you lookin at my fucked up body?"
"My feet. I'd spread 'em out and everyone said they look like hands, like monkey hands."
"To the world you might be just one person, but to one person you might be the world"
"My views on virginity have not changed."
"I want to wait to have sex until I'm married. I do. I want to wait, but it's hard. I just want to live my life."
"England is one of my favorite places. The fans are just so crazy."
"Acting is so much fun. It is a different ball game and I want to concentrate on that at the moment. I'm really passionate about what I do. I love entertainment and telling stories to people and I am very lucky that I am doing what I want to do."
"Christina and I are friends no matter what the media makes up." (about Christina Aguilera)
"I remember I read this harsh review about my show, and one of my friends told me that this was the exact same stuff people said about Madonna. And it's like, she didn't care. Madonna just came out and was herself. I respect that a lot."
"It's not just a song about some guy offing himself.'Jumper's' really about understanding. Everyone carries demons around, they carry some sort of scar around. The message of 'Jumper' is that there comes a time when you have to put the past away."
"They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar."
"Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything remotely like David Lee Roth".
"I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50"
"I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!"
"I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage."
"Well, he's an intelligent, well-read guy. But it's like he can't connect the dots somehow."
"I was so used to doing old blues licks with the first three fingers. When I started using my pinky and finding more spread things, that's when I started getting my own style."
"Everything comes to me while I'm sitting on the pot."
"You've only got 12 notes and however you mix them up is your thing."
"I look at Van Halen as social workers. What we're really doing is creating jobs for rock critics."
"I know Frank Sinatra said it first, but Van Halen's always managed to be successful by doing things 'our way'."
"We're not this way because we're a rock 'n' roll band. We're in a rock 'n' roll band because we're this way."
"Only God Can Judge Me!!"
"I dress the way I want. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not."
"Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They've gotten really detailed. I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it."
"Chocolate for me is just like an orgasm."
"When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best. And, that's how me and J. are. When we're in a room together, we don't have to say anything. It's for real."
"Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world."
"Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty."
"I love Jessica Simpson. I love her voice. She's amazing. I have her CD, and I have Christina's CD. I have all of their CDs. They're amazing. You know? I have a lot of respect for them. Anybody who can be in this businessthe work is so overwhelming sometimes and anybody who can do that I have a lot of respect for.
"My first record had just broken, and these guys wanted my autograph. I thought, Oh, god, they recognize me. Turns out they thought I was Heidi Fleiss."
"I don't have time for lie-on-the-beach vacations. I'm a zoo person. There's one in New Jersey where animals actually come up to your car. I love the monkeys - I used to give them bubblegum to chew."
"When I get pregnant, I will tell everybody, trust me. I want a big shower, OK?"
"I snore. I've had two or three people complain about it."
"Hey Mah! Whats for dinner? Go up your nose and pick a winner!"
"Shut up slut, chew on this mushroom"
"Don't talk about death, I've got too much life to live, To many orders to give."
"Quiet! SHH hush ya mouth, silence when I spit it out, in your face, open your mouth, give you a taste..HOLLA!"
"Love changes, a thug changes, and best friends become strangers....."
"You think your shit is butter? Hop in front of this toast."
"I'ma live my life until the last sin, then resurrect through the birth of my son and live again."
"You dont know me, you just met me, you wont let me, well if I couldnt have it..silly rabbit why ya sweat me"
"Every time it happens, Seem to act a little touched. In this respect you're just like me. I think we think too much."
"I'd prefer to be hated for who I really am, than be loved for who I am not."
"Never run in the rain with your socks on."
"Oh, my gosh, I didn't know those lips would be so soft. Yeah, you and Stallone. I'll tell ya, Italians have these great lips. You do! They're so soft."
"I'd like to sing songs that are mellower. I don't want to be screaming when I'm 60."
"I'm not Superman. I can't handle all of these women."
"You don't get nothing and like it."
"I usually just wear black so my shoes and my socks are my rays of
sunshine."
"People think of life as being so sacred and they feel like this is
their only chance and they have to do something with their life and make an
impact As far as I'm concerned, it's just a pitstop for the afterlife. It's just
a little test to see how you can handle reality."
"America got a thing for dis kid."
"Shake dat laffy taffy/I'm lookin for Mrs. Bubblegum."
"You've got two choices: you could either complain about it, or use it as
fuel to make you a better person."
"MARIJUANA?? If you don't use it, you'll lose it!"
"He was the atomic bomb in question and when he died, set off kind of a chain reaction in me, and I've been shoutin' about him and giving off about him and complaining about him, screaming about him, for the last few years. And maybe, maybe, tonight is the time to stop."
"We have to go through certain things in order to appreciate life and learn lessons."
"If you're wondering if I'm nervous right now, you're absolutely right."
"This is the first time I've ever played the Grammys. I finally passed the audition."
"I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent and certainly not the president of the United States."
"I just happened to go into the studio with Will (Will.I.Am) to write for the Black Eyed Peas and we just came up with this song, and I thought I was going to write a hook for them, but I was like, `Will, you gotta let me keep this one.' So I kept it and I'm glad I kept it."
"I'm sorry I'm crying again on national television."
"I called up Kanye and said, `Dude what are you wearing?"'
"An even more precious gift than the awards is the gift that you've all afforded us to continue to make our music."
"I love my fans very much. They give me the confidence to continue things in life."
"It aint about black or white cause we human"
"Never Give Up."
And if you're a woman who feels that his lyrics to ditties such as
the immortal 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang' are sexist, Nugent says, "**** you and
go to a Garth Brooks show. Kiss my dog's dead, diseased, rotting ass. If you
don't have a sense of humor, you're not allowed in Ted's world. I don't
objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware."
"You can't recover me conceal or smuggle me retreat or run from me--I am
time."
"Dropkick Murphys, everybody! That's a band!"
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